I just read a few of my entries from a few weeks before I got married.  I think I was actually kind of funny.  It was weird remembering things that I wrote about.  I'm kind of upset because I don't have anything to write about anymore.  Don't get me wrong, I know that each and every peachi post has been nothing but riveting, but seriously, I need some topics.  What do I have now?  The biggest event of my week is attending Kentin and Koltin's first birthday party tomorrow. 

I honestly believe that one-year-old twin boys are the absolute worst people to buy for, so I might not do it.  .... Just kidding, I bought them some matching camo pants.  I need something else, but I'm not sure what.  Believe it or not, twins with three older siblings are not in the market for much.  It's like, been there done that in the Shank household.  Don't worry, one more is on the way, though. 

This leads me to a topic that seems to be of any surrounding people's interest that have nothing better to say to me.  "When are you going to have a baaaaaaaaaby?"  Seriously, let's get real.  First of all, babies spend your money without even knowing it.  I don't think I like that kind of mind game.  Secondly, I don't know that it would be possible for me to actually HAVE a CHILD when I become quite faint and become temporarily bonded to the table with sweat at any kind of a doctor's visit.  Thirdly, I believe Will's sisters have provided me with more than enough birth control by simply taking a gander at their baby brigade lifestyles.  When people tell me I will change my mind, they need to realize I never said NEVER.  I said that I absolutely do not want a child right now, thank you very much.  Please step into the 11 children under 6 zoo, and tell me that you wouldn't think differently.